' keeps asking me for money, but he won't accept my spawners!'.

'That mutated mushroom seems like my type of fella.'.

'It's okay, just don't look straight into 's eyes.

'Why does 's outfit make my wings flutter?'.

'I'm surprised hasn't blown a hole in the floor yet, on second thought that sounds fun.'.

' keeps suggesting I drink some beer, something tells me he wouldn't like me when I'm drunk though.'.

'Any idea why is always cowering in fear when I get near him?'.

'Man, 's confetti keeps getting stuck to my wings'.

'Please go tell to drop the 'mystical' shtick, I mean, come on! I get it, you make tainted water or something.'.

' wants to see what I would look like in blue.

'Whenever we're alone, keeps throwing syringes at me, no matter how many times I tell her to stop!'.

'How many guides does it take to change a lightbulb?.

'Adding EX after everything makes it way more difficult.

'I can't even spell 'apotheosis', do you expect me to know what it is?'.

'Why are you looking at me like that, all I did was eat an apple.'.

'I've heard of a '3rd dimension', I wonder what that looks like.'Got your nose, I needed one to replace mine.'.'Impending doom approaches.If you don't buy anything of course.'.

'Dogs are cool and all, but cats don't try to bite my brain.'.

'I don't understand music nowadays, I prefer some smooth jazz.

'I think that all modern art looks great, especially the bloody stuff.'.

'I've heard of a 'Soul of Souls' that only exists in 2015.'.

'You say you want to know how a Mutant and Abominatonn are brothers? You're better off not knowing.'.

'If you need me I'll be slacking off somewhere.'.

All their first bosses are desert themed!'

'Those guys really need to get more creative.

'Violence for violence is the law of the beast.'.

'The ocean is a dangerous place, I wonder where Diver is?'.

'It's not like I can actually use all the gold you're spending.'.

'Can I jump? No, I don't have something called a 'spacebar'.'.

'Why yes I would love a ham and swiss sandwich.'.

'Where is this O-hi-o I keep hearing about.'.

'Good thing I don't have a bed, I'd probably never leave it.'.

'Don't bother with anyone else, all you'll ever need is right here.'.

'You have fewer friends than I do eyes.'.

Oh wait you want to buy something, I suppose I have time.'

'I've told you 56 times already, I'm busy.

'The only way to get stronger is to keep buying from me and in bulk too!'.

what's in this for me? A house you say? I eat zombies for breakfast.'

'It's clear that I'm helping you out, but uh.

'It would be pretty cool if I could sell a summon for myself.'.

'Why do so many creatures carry around a weird looking blue doll? The world may never know.'.

'There's something all of you have that I don't.

'The stronger you get, the more stuff I sell.

'What's this about an update? Sounds rare.'.

'Savagery, barbarism, bloodthirst, that's what I like seeing in people.'.

Mutant is very useful for farming boss drops, as you can buy most boss summon items once you've defeated that boss at least once.

If Abyssion, The Forgotten One has been defeated. If all Mechanical Bosses have been defeated. If the Brain of Cthulhu has been defeated. If the Eater of Worlds has been defeated.

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